The 6 Thirstiest Mods For Stardew Valley

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Whenever Stardew Valley comes up in everyday conversation, it’s always alongside terminology like “cozy” and “casual.” You never hear anyone call the game “sexy.” Why not? Well, for starters, it’s because the game’s made entirely of pixel art, which doesn’t allow for much experimentation or sexualization…Or does it? Of course it does.

As it turns out, the modding community caters to everyone, including those who want a little more on-screen nudity or depravity in their indie farming sims. It wasn’t difficult to find the six thirstiest mods for Stardew Valley. It was more challenging to narrow the list down to just those we could show you.

Be warned: This article contains sexually explicit and suggestive content.

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There’s lewd, and then there’s downright nude. Xtardew Valley opts for the latter by introducing adult-themed content into the pixel art farming sim. It includes additional relationship content for all bachelors and bachelorettes, along with a few of the townsfolk, and a big part of that is sex.

You can now have sex with nearly every romanceable female in the game, along with a few of the married women who were previously off limits, in a variety of strange locales, and positions. Occasionally, you’ll stumble on one of the iconic characters neck-deep in erotic situations, and we mean that literally and figuratively.

We recommend starting a new game with this one, as you may miss out on many of the unique scenes and heart events added to the game with Xtardew Valley. It somewhat broke my old save.

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Thanks to anime’s influence, there are so many Dere types in the world, and Stardew Valley’s modding community is working overtime to implement them all. This one is the Yandere Haley Dialogue Expansion, and it turns everyone’s favorite giggly photographer into something a bit more extreme.

A yandere is a character that appears overly affectionate at first but winds up outright psychopathic due to their overwhelming admiration and love. They are jealous and possessive, and now you can enjoy that level of crazy in the game, with more than 170 new lines of dialogue, including pre-marriage, post-marriage, and festival scenes for Haley!

At one point, you’ll discover piles of photographs taken from outside the window of your farmhouse. It appears Haley likes to sneak around in the twilight hours, snapping photos of you at your most intimate moments. Oh, and don’t let her catch you with someone else. She has a few choice words should you start to get close to other characters, warning you of the consequences. All that said, it’s purely flavor dialogue for those who enjoy this personality type.

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It’s time for the gentlemen to get a touch-up in Devious Valley, which implements male-led romance and sexual encounters by introducing new characters, a frat house, a pool filled with urine, and plenty of welcoming bears.

Furthermore, as a male character, you’ll encounter additional dialogue and cutscenes with the townsfolk. If you raise your relationship high enough with, say, Alex, he might fiend for you with a certain hunger that his pants betray.

If that’s not enough and you want to implement a little kink into the mix, there are milking machines for each bachelor in the game, so that’s something to consider…I guess.

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As most characters in Stardew Valley are grown ups, considering you can marry most of them, it only makes sense that they occasionally enjoy a horizontal refreshment as consenting adults.

With Valley Girls, every female now features a schedule in which they will wander off, find somewhere relatively secluded, and pleasure themselves—sometimes alone and sometimes with a partner. You can meet up for a thrilling romp in the backroom of Gus’ pub, for example, or in the locker room at the spa.

Be wary, however. In addition to pixel sprites getting it on, the mod features fully realized portraits of the game’s characters in all their morning glory. It’s downright not safe for work! But if that’s your cup of tea, I recommend visiting the beach occasionally. You’ll find Haley and Alex midway into a trip through the backdoor behind Elliot’s shack in the sand.

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Some people swap out the character portraits in Stardew Valley with anime or period attire to fit a role-play they’re working through. Some, however, prefer lewd portraits, and that’s where Nude Girls enters the scene. It replaces the current sprites, portraits, and outfits for many of the game’s female characters. Once installed, they swap to nude versions, bearing everything in dialogue and out in the world.

It’s important to note this is purely a flavor mod. There are no significant additions or alterations to the gameplay; it simply swaps the women around with scantily-clad, often wholly naked sprites and portraits. Trying to read about a character’s hardships while she’s flashing you is a little distracting, but some players enjoy that!

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Thanks to mod author TrashRacc1124, Lustdew Valley works as an extension of Valley Girl by increasing the sexual occurrences across the Valley with new locations, objects, furniture, clothing, and cutscenes in due time. It’s essentially an overhaul that expands the game’s adult flavor significantly.

Lustdew Valley features a secretive bathroom entrance in the Valley Girls Bathroom, leading to new locations, interactive sex booths, gloryholes, and a completely new shop vendor with unique items, hats, and clothing. Of course, if you fancy yourself a connoisseur of a particular Czech-produced adult series, you’ll find the patrons of the new area to your liking.

By the way, there’s a new bundle to unlock, but it requires a handful of worn sex toys found throughout the bachelorettes’ rooms. I only saw the one for Haley and Emily since I tend to romance the former in my playthroughs.

Who knew the world of Stardew Valley modding could take such a turn? Anyone who’s been on the internet—that’s who. If you want a total overhaul that’s a little more wholesome, we recommend checking out Stardew Valley Expanded!